YouTube Awards YouTube A YouTube Free Speech Award


OPINION | This article contains political comments that reflect the author’s opinion.

I know you have had to read this title more than once. I’m so sorry. I’ve tried to make it sense, but it’s really as stupid as it sounds.

YouTube is the guy who sucks about his job but claims he’ll work harder if you pay him more. YouTube is that tree keeper who swears they’d be altruistic if only they were rich enough. When I heard that YouTube’s Freedom Forum Institute was giving the CEO of YouTube a free speech award in which the acceptance speech praised the platform’s commitment to cracking down on dangerous content, I literally choked on my food as I laughed so hard .

Freaking idiots. Yes, you continue to use the phrase “freedom of speech”. But I don’t think it means what you think it means …

YouTube is officially the video of the woman calling the police because the person she wanted to buy drugs from didn’t sell her the stones she was expecting. You are the psychological ex-girlfriend who cheated on you but then tries to burn down your house and sabotage your new relationship because how dare you have anything? Who the hell is running things over there? I swear they only have a dart board with guidelines and they play blind.

One of my favorite YouTubers, Sydney Watson (who also really doesn’t like YouTube) recently made a great video about the platform and its bipolar, conflicting standards. Or as she says, “This platform is a dumpster fire.” You have been researched to see if children can be exploited while putting all their attention on conservative content that makes them grumpy, but you should surely distinguish yourself for doing a great job at something you aren’t supposed to be doing. What. Loser.

Watch the full video here.



Robert Dunfee